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READ THIS FIRST:  I can't sing.  I know that, so there is no need to write me telling me so.

You have been warned.


 
 

What people have to say about Birdcalls:

"A truly amateur work!" - Jerry "Buzzy" Frets
"A marvel of promotion over quality!!" - Billy Mays
"The vocals rate right up there with Yoko Ono!!!" - Drunk N. Carryoke
"After listening to O.S. Bird, you'll want to burn your guitar...and his too: -  Trudy Spair
"Where did I go wrong?" - O.S. Bird's Mother



Big John Revisited (O.S. Bird/Jimmy Dean)With apologies to Jimmy Dean for this parody of his great "Big John".
Grey Headed Middle Aged Fat Boy Blues (O.S. Bird) * Not a self-portrait.  No sir-ee-bob.
Calcutta By Morning (O.S. Bird/Terry Stafford) *With apologies to Terry Stafford and George Strait for this parody of their beautiful song "Amarillo By Morning". 
Billy Boy Revisited (O.S. Bird/Traditional)  
Married Man (O.S. Bird/P.F.Sloan) ***With apologies to P.F. Sloan and Johnny Rivers for this parody of "Secret Agent Man".  I had to use karaoke (pardon my language) for this one - I wouldn't have been able to do it justice.
Theresa Turned 50 (O.S. Bird) **This is for Theresa, Barmaid Extraordinaire.  I'm not much of a country music fan, but the setting begged for this song: A longtime barmaid, closing time at a Southern beer joint, the middle of a week in August, a slow night, and Theresa sighing when she said, at 11:50PM, "Ten more minutes and I'll be fifty".
Obama Is A Doo-Doo Head (OS Bird)  
 
*     Drums: Band In A Box
**   Drums and bass:  Band In A Box
*** Karaoke







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